Just to let you know mate I thought Spice of India was.........great! </p> Had the 3 courses for £7.95. Started with shami kebab </p> Then had Chicken Vindaloo with boiled rice </p> Finished with a small dish of ice-cream to re-cool my gob from the vindaloo </p> All swilled down with a nice pinto da Kingfisher </p>
RE: I'm sorry to hear that, mate. Was it a beautiful moment when they read out the Will, sorry - I meant - when the clouds parted? Come and eat at McPaolo's: Instead of a Kiddies meal - you get a 'Granny Pack', which consists of a burger, fries, stair marbles, morphene & the Harold Shippman 'Kill the scrote 2001 work book'.
Close to the mark ? And I'm not stopping around to listen to that sort of thing. I'm off in my brand new spanking focus singing 'yipa di do dar, yipa de day, my old gran just passed away'
Oh aye ... a song for which I'll be arrested: 'The Gran is Dead' by Paolo & The Smiths (To the tune of 'The Queen is Dead') Farewell to this rented 3 bed Free council house & I'm minted I like to buy electrical bling And my new stereo sounds like a wonderful thing I say Gran don't you ever crave To be buried under 6 feet of Barnsley soil? And give away the cash for which you toiled? And so I checked out the Will for historical facts And I was shocked into rage to discover That the silly cow had left her cash To some dog's home or other Oh should the Will change, I'll ask again- Oh should the Will change, pass me a pen? Some ninety year old Gert sits in her dirt I swear to God, I swear I never even knew what naan's were So I broke in the bungalow With a pillow and a nice new biro She said: "Eh, I know you, Grandson of mine" I said: "Shuddup Gran - here's where you sign" Now I can go for a shop where it's quiet & dry And think about precious things But when you're tied to your Granny's account No-one talks about Ford Focus Pass the pillow that saps your body And the dog's won't snatch your money The Gran is dead, boys The cash is lovely in my bank FFS sideways ... I think I might have gone too far.
