Dirk, is this common in opthalmic circles?

AN OPTICIAN appeared in court at Brasschaat, Belgium, in March 1995, and his

lawyer Henri Janssens admitted that the charge was technically true: before

prescribing contact lenses, his client did frequently ask women to strip

naked and dance around his consulting room while he played the

accordion. However, Janssens claimed that there were mitigating

circumstances: his client had qualified in England where, he assured him,

such techniques were commonplace. The optician was later acquitted.

 

The silly sod

Use an oboe, not an accordian ffs.</p>

 

Well of course it was necessary to dance around

How else would he know if the lenses would fall out under exercise ?