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  1. Isl

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    Given the choice, would you prefer to be loved by Elton John or Bernie Taupin?

    Lyrics or music question I guess.
     
  2. Gue

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    Bernie, he just gets on with it. Elton would be too fancy for me.
     
  3. Gue

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    Your song

    Its a little bit funny this feeling insiiiiide
    Elt's shoved his **** up my backsiiiide
     
  4. Isl

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    Good answer, plus Elton wears platform shoes a lot, so there'd be technical difficulties.
     
  5. Gue

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    Perishing that thought.
     
  6. Gue

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    And you can tell everybody

    This is your schlong
     
  7. Isl

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    I try not to visualise anything I post.
     
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    Goodbye stinky brown road.
     
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    It may be quiiiite dimpley but....

    it's long and lts strong</p>
     
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    Cos losing everything...

    Is like your son going down on me....
     
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    **** it man

    etc...
     
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    Don't go breaking my arse
     
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    Surely

    Don't go raping my arse
     
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    Captain Flatulent and the Dirt Box Bumboy
     
  16. Isl

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    RE: Surely

    good call.
     
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    A Dangle in the Wind?
     
  18. Gue

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    Candle up the arse ?
     
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    I was thinking more of...

    Dangle is loving tonight on a plane
    I can see his red anus heading for pain
     
  20. Gue

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    Daniel My ******..........
     

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