That Ian at Verve will do owt for pound! Hope he's not been selling ale before 12, the naughty boy...
Nah, some poncy smoothies at £2.50 a chuck. Breakfasts were selling well. Seems a nice bloke, hairiest arms I've ever seen though
It's them "joke" halloween gauntlets that he forgot to take off. He is a hairy get though - not pleasant at 5-a-side on Thursday neets. Good lad though.
Cool ... ... all his mates at the Dwarf Convention will be well impressed when he strolls to the front of the queue. When I say 'stroll' I actually mean 'toddle'. The club's limbo record is in severe danger.
It's not arrived yet but I'll sort it when it does. Any problems ask for Wendy, the general manager. David is the big fella on the "members entrance" oo err.