My left knee is twice the size of my right knee due to an altercation with a metal bar at half time! Even worse (probably stretching it to describe it as worse!!) I appear to have a serious surplus of malt whisky. I went looking for something to numb the pain and found 3½ bottles of malt and 1½ vodka.... This sucker may hurt for a long time......
To be honest I'm glad I knackered my knee! If the bar hadn't been there I would have gone head-first from East Upper to East Lower! Sobriety doesn't do any good for my stability.