Discounted tickets for local derby

Due to the fact that most of your 500 fans left before half time during last seasons 4-0 tonking at Belle Vue, the club have announced a discounted ticketing price scheme for all Eckkie Thumpers making the journey for this seasons event, or non event, looking at it from your perspective.

For just 5 English pounds you will be able to purchase half match tickets enabling you to gain access to, and lean on your own terrace barrier. This will give you clear unobstucted views of the arena due to the sparseness of supporters around you.

Bags of pork scratchings, pigs feet,belly pork and end of range cloth caps will be prizes available during the pre-match draw, as most of you wont be there for the half time one.

Finally to top it all, our match sponsor for this game Mr Joe Boy Gaskin has offered to run you all back to the Southern Bus Station on his fleet of flat backs ( juveniles must be accompanied by adults) so that you are able to get home sharpish to listen to the second half on Radio Dee Dar or worry some sheep, whatever your preference.

This is an offer exclusive to you make the most of it. LOL.

 

Glad you laugh at your own pathetic writings.

 

When you came to Oakwell (that is if you did)you could have laid down on the seats there was that much room. Not be long before Mr Ryan gets fed up of a team with very little support. And the biggest laugh is it says Rovers till I die on the back of the shirts! How many of you can actually sing that song, about 1,000.

 

"rovers til I die"

I reckon we ought to grant some of them their wish!

 

Thanks for the effort.

I hope you stay up.

 

I've said all along they'll go back where they belong

they've been found out this season

 

half time tickets?

do these include the half time draw cos i wanna win a calsebeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrg T-Shirt u **** c'unts

 

Terrace barrier?!?!? (chinny)

 

Its something from the last centuary

apparently, a long time ago you could stand and watch a footy match all over the country, now its just restricted to a select few third rate grounds (some of us have moved on to stadium)

 

DO YOU WIN A T-Shirt

with the half time tickets

 

RE: DO YOU WIN A T-Shirt

not just a T shirt a calsberg T shirt and if ur lucky u win their star prize ! a CALSBERG baseball hat!

 

RE: DO YOU WIN A T-Shirt

thats the point that i was making

 

RE: DO YOU WIN A T-Shirt

That half time draw was so funny last season ff