Divorce

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    <font face="Fixedsys"><span style="font-family: Fixedsys;">A married couple are driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.  
      
      
    The wife is behind the wheel.  
      
      
    Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.  
      
      
    &quot;I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.&quot;  

      
      
      
      
    The wife says nothing,
    Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
      
      
      
    The husband speaks again. &quot;I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,&quot;
    He says, &quot;because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
    And she's a far better lover than you are.&quot;  
      
      
       
      
      
    Again the wife stays quiet,
    But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55
      
      
      
    He pushes his luck. &quot;I want the house,&quot; he says insistently..  
      
      
      
      
      
    Up to 60.  
      
      
    &quot;I want the car, too,&quot; he continues.  
      
      
      
      
      
    65 mph.  
      
      
    &quot;And,&quot; he says, &quot;I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!&quot;  
      
      
      
      
      
    The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
    This makes him nervous, so he asks her, &quot;Isn't there anything you want?&quot;  


      
      
      
      
    The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
    &quot;No, I've got everything I need,&quot; she says.
    &quot;Oh, really,&quot; he inquires, &quot;so what have you got?&quot;
      
      
      
       
      

    Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,
    The wife turns to him and smiles.
      
      
      
    &quot;The airbag.&quot;  
      
      
      
      
      
    Moral of the Story :  
      
      

    Women are clever!!!  
      
      

    Don't mess with them!!   </span></font>
     

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