Yes you do, and proof you don't like to shag sheep - they don't want us coming and stealing their equivalent of women :d
Adam you should be OK but to pass off as a resident of wales I think you need a well rehearsed physical disfigurement.</p> Try to walk with a limp - tie a piece of fishing line round your nads, via your shoulders and down to your ankle.Make it nice and tight so theres no mistaking your agony. Try wearing one of your emlyn hughes masks for additional camoflage.</p> After a brisk walk accross the severn bridge you will be home and dry!</p>