RE: Rissoles Man walks into a chip shop, points to the board and says "I'll a two pissholes, please". The proprieter says "That's an R not a P"! "OK, I'll have two arseholes then"!
And I'm not a Dee Dar either Just asked a Dee Dar where I work.</p> Me : Ah say, what do you lot call fish cakes?</p> Dee Dar : Eh?</p> Me : What do you lot call fish cakes?</p> Dee Dar : What's a fish cake?</p> Me : Tsk! You bleedin well eat enough, the fish shop round the corner is stacked out wi' 'em.</p> Dee Dar : I dunno what you mean mate.</p> Me : Come and look at this picture on my screen.</p> Dee Dar : Barnsley Football Club?</p> Me : No, what's that? It's a round cakey thing covered in breadcrumbs and filled wi stuff that tastes vaguely like fish.</p> Dee Dar : Oh - you mean a Rissole?</p> Me : That what you call it?</p> Dee Dar : Yeah. (Walks back to desk muttering "Barnsley.....f'kin' Barnsley"</p>
We had the same conversation yeasterday Put rissole into google images and fishcake and you'll see we are right, rissoles look like pasties filled with meat. Don't get them started on Ginnels