What a guy, my mate was at the match between Soton and Leeds. He said the Soton fans were in hysterics. http://www.laughfc.co.uk/stories/story.php?id=525
terrible. There's been some shockers in the past Kvarme, Sean Dundee, Erick Meijer, Sander Westerveld, William Prunier, Massimo Taibi, Christopher Wreh, Djimi Traore(as if he's won a champions league medal!) Brolin, and Marco Boogers to name but a few And don't forget our very own Dave Regis and Peter Sand
Sean Dundee.. Wasn't a bad player, just didn't get the chance at Liverpool. 100 goals in 300 games, not too shabby, not prolific by any means - but not in the same league as the aformentioned Ali Dia and the like...
Dont forget Fumaca! IIRC, he was recommended to us by Bobby Robson - who later took him up to Newcastle....
Alessandro Zarelli At a lower level but this guy got away with it for a while. He played for Bangor City and Connah's Quay in the Welsh Premier League and Lisburn in the Irish Premier League, who although not exactly big clubs, they do pay wages. He told them he'd been on the books of Glasgow Rangers and Sheffield Wednesday. He conned his way into the clubs and even managed to get a few games along the way. Getting a game was normally the end of his loan though as he was sh*te. Sky3 did a programme about him. When they caught up with him he just held his hands up and 'yes, I made it all up, it was all lies'. Got to admire his enterprise I say.