do you think i am i R8 Idiot

Now is your chance to call me what you like
i mentioned this yesterday on BBS
i had delivered,a DVD VC Recorder player
my address ,my postcode
but not my Name
so informed Maplins at Wombwell
who said they would pick it up
Well because they had not
i thought i would find the persons on BT phone book
on the net
well i could not find the name any where
so i informed Maplin,s
they told me not to bother
but me being ME
could not stop at that
then i thought put in Immingham
and hey presto
my house is no 3
and it should have gone to 13
so i took it my self

she thanked me very much
she is a lass from Bradford
then i rang Maplins to tell what i had done
gets in touch with a young woman in sales
im trying to explain for the third time
what had happened,and im getting alll nasty
while im talking to her a van calls to pick it up
my wife and daughter are shouting to tell me from the next room
them im getting nasty with them and shout SHUT UP
the lass at wombwell thinks im shouting at her bangs the phone down(could be any of your reatives)
i dont blame her.
i explain to the Van Man he gives me a note
i ring back to Maplins
to apologise
accepted

i just hope Barnsley dont score Own Goals like that to night

as i said im open to any abuse

if you aint read it
dont say owt

 

That's a bizarre story.

 

Cracking tale Bob

It's never dull in your house is it?</p>

 

RE: Cracking tale Bob

No ,im having same for tea as what i had for dinner
forgot what i had for Dinner
so cant wait
thanks for reading

 

RE: That's a bizarre story.

true the only pleasure i got was taking it next door

 

I'll tell you what , Bob

There are few posters on the BBS as entertaining as you . Great story again , mate .

 

RE: I'll tell you what , Bob

Thanks Lil
its that lass at wombwell i feel for
but i will get the post man to check in futre
whats on the adress
cheersxxxx