Dodworth Red at the Birmingham match ,,,hair by R Tivvy

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I feel abused and humiliated:'''''(</p>


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Well you invaded his privacy by posting a photo of him !

 

Touche......I supose I deserve the public humiliation for being a baldy... :'( :'( :'(

 

We have seen worse Dodworth. Perhaps I could get Julian to make you a little wig out of his llama wool ? I'm told it keeps draughts out.

 

Thats very kind of you but I think I will get my Toby Tyke hat out of the closet for future games ...and maybe a sombrero for the games when the sun shines..

 

Your Toby Tyke hat is coming out of the closet !!!

 

The hat and coat closet...doesnt everyone have one ??

 

1. <li class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" size="2">Inside of a dark closet are five hats: three blue and two red. Knowing this, three smart men go into the closet, and each selects a hat in the dark and places it unseen upon his head. </font>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in"><font face="Arial" size="2">Once outside the closet, no man can see his own hat. The first man looks at the other two, thinks, and says, &ldquo;I cannot tell what color my hat is.&rdquo; The second man hears this, looks at the other two, and says, &ldquo;I cannot tell what color my hat is either.&rdquo; The third man is blind. The blind man says, &ldquo;Well, I know what color my hat is.&rdquo; What color is his hat?</font></p>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is one of those problems that sort of gives you brain ache, you can work out the answer but explaining it clearly is more difficult...</font></p><blockquote>

<font face="Arial">We will call the people A, B &amp; C in the order that they speak.</font></p>

<font face="Arial">A does not know what colour hat he is wearing. A would only know what colour hat he was wearing if he could see that B &amp; C were both wearing <font color="#ff0000">red</font> hats, (as there were only two <font color="#ff0000">red</font> hats in the cupboard.) This is not the case so either:-</font></p><blockquote><blockquote>

<font face="Arial">B &amp; C are both wearing <font color="#0000ff">blue</font> hats
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one of B &amp; C is wearing <font color="#ff0000">red</font> and the other is wearing <font color="#0000ff">blue</font></font></p></blockquote></blockquote>

<font face="Arial">When B speaks we obviously assume he has thought of all of this. When B looks at C if C were wearing <font color="#ff0000">red</font> then he would know that he must be wearing <font color="#0000ff">blue</font> as they can't both be wearing <font color="#ff0000">red</font>. But this does not happen so C must be wearing <font color="#0000ff">blue</font>, meaning that B doesn't know if he is wearing <font color="#ff0000">red</font> or <font color="#0000ff">blue</font>:</font></p></blockquote>

 

Three smart men should be smart enough to have better things to do ! They wouldn't all fit in our 'cloaks cupboard' as we call it. Although I have not found any cloaks in there. Our Toby Tyke hat lives in a plastic box with pairs of unused gloves and scarves that no-one wears.

 

Life continues to be a mystery to me... why cant you find any coats in your coat cupboard,,,, probably the same reason as I have never found any gloves in the glove compartment in a car,???? whats that all about ???