Afraid not. But it's a work of genius imho. The amount of insinuated threats of violence it's managed to elicit on here.
RE: Boo ! Rubbish !! Carib Owl never fails to upset me, the genuine Wednesday fan that he is. grrrr etc.
RE: Tha wanting some ? Don't say that to him. It'll end in stockings & suspenders I tell thi. I think you should beat the **** out of Carib Owl. I'm shaking my fist at him as a type ... with the other hand, obviously.
Jay's Christmas Party? He has to do the disco, food & everything himself. Just invites the sofa & his PC. He got really drunk last year & photocopied himself being loved by the kettle, who gatecrashed.