Does anyone have any tips on how to gain weight?

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  1. Gue

    Guest Guest

    I have a friend that is underweight and she cant seem to put any weight on. does anyone have any tips?
     
    Guest, Jul 21, 2005
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  2. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Get pregnant?
     
    Guest, Jul 21, 2005
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  3. Gue

    Guest Guest

    i suggested that

    it didnt go down well
     
    Guest, Jul 21, 2005
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  4. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Try bread, rice, potatoes as the basic diet

    and then eat as much of anything else you can.
     
    Guest, Jul 21, 2005
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  5. Ome

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    go to supermarket for a pile of munchies every morning then go up to Jays to sit on his sofa

    and watch tv, play on BBS and (2gay) all day!

    That should sort her out.
    :D
     
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  6. Gue

    Guest Guest

    LOL
     
    Guest, Jul 21, 2005
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  7. Gue

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    thanks mcdog
     
    Guest, Jul 21, 2005
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  10. DJ Fatty Boy

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    Stop sh1tting
     
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    Tell her to make the most of it! I remember the days when I was like that. Once upon a time, many years ago.
     
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    pre hubby, pre babies, out on the lashington every neet, to poor to eat tho :)

    The joys of student nursing:pff
     
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    eat more food
     
    Jay, Jul 21, 2005
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  14. JLWBigLil

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    Sounds just like my "little" son . Tall as a tree , thin as a reed .
     
    JLWBigLil, Jul 21, 2005
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  15. Vic

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    Leave her be

    As the years go by, the punds may start 2 pile on
     
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  16. Caz

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    RE: Leave her be

    There's no maybe about it. They definitely will. (lol)
     
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  17. Vic

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    RE: Leave her be

    Lol..I was being a gentleman...

    (rockon)

    Are you gonna take me home tonight
    Are down beside that red firelight
    Are you gonna let it all hang out
    Fat bottomed girls
    You make the rockin' world go round

    Hey I was just a skinny lad
    Never knew no good from bad
    But I knew life before I left my nursery
    Left alone with big fat Fanny
    She was such a naughty nanny
    Heap big woman you made a fat boy out of me
    Hey hey!

    I've been singing with my band
    Across the wire across the land
    I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
    But their beauty and their style
    Went kind of smooth after a while
    Take me to them dirty ladies every time

    Oh won't you take me home tonight?
    Oh down beside your red firelight
    Oh and you give it all you got
    Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
    Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

    Hey listen here
    Now I got mortgages and homes
    I got stiffness in the bones
    Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
    Oh but I still get my pleasure
    Still got my greatest treasure
    Heap big woman you gone and made a big man out of me
    Now get this

    Are you gonna take me home tonight (please)
    Oh down beside that red firelight
    Are you gonna let it all hang out
    Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
    Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
    GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

    Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
    Fat bottomed girls
    Yeah yeah yeah
    all right
    ride 'em cowboys
    Fat bottomed girls
    Yes yes
    ohh gets me everytime


    (hidebehindsofa)
     
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  18. Caz

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    RE: Leave her be

    Nowt wrong with a fat arse. It cushions the fall :)
     
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    RE: Leave her be

    I'd better be careful, i might need the confessional...Na, its ok, thats a different branch!:pff
     
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    Bloodyhell, I'd be alright in a confessional. I wouldn't get out for weeks, in fact months. Actually, make that a year:pff
     
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