Does anyone here use a Barnsley Briefcase?

I read in the Viz profanosaurus that this is the "work bag" of the masses in Barnsley?

 

I use one....keep my wanking spanners in it .</p>

Its not in the copy I have though,you must have the revised version, I guess it must have been added inbetween</p>

 Barnes Wallis n. The type of turd released from the bomb bay which sends a splash of water onto your undercarriage. A panbuster.</p>

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Barse mallow n. A light pink fluffy substance that forms spontaneously in a salad dodgers taint.</p>

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It was in the latest editiom of the Magazine.