does anyone know how many tickets have been sold

I'm buying 5 tomorrow if that helps nt

 

RE: I'm buying 5 tomorrow if that helps nt

 

Terry but you are just a big bouncing pair of tits!

</p>

 

and thar a dancing skelebob!

 

Thats rich coming from..

a poorly rendered image of a dog!

 

I'm happy to be remembered as such......

My jugs seem to be my persona.</p>

I might change them so people read my posts instead</p>

I wonder if anybody has pulled one off over em whilst they've been my alter ego?</p>

I've thought about it but my eyesite isn't what it used to be. I've even bought a 100 inch LCD but........</p>

 

Ah but

It is a border terrier (just)

and there's a KES in the background

and it looks like a picture you see when you are drunk. which I often am.

I rest my case m'lud.

 

yes but what about the floral aspect?

I know its a little impressionist but thats a wee bit gay.

 

I now work for the BBC and have interviewed a....

small vietnemese woman called venkatratemen dilasgrethaman who came for a job as a cleaner.</p>

She agrees with you Btw Border</p>

 

enkroachment yarbles!

and all that gobbledygook.</p>

Tits, I love em.</p>

 

He he

Look you skinny creeping Barsteward my jugs are here for you all.</p>

What you supping this fine eve Spartacus?</p>

 

I hadn't thought of that

to be honest it does look slightly ******-esque.

I thought dogs and kestrels would have got me through.

Pah, if it wasn't for them pesky Skelebobs, I'd have got away with it!

 

Been up tarn

Fosters..pish</p>

Kronenburg..stronger, more refreshing pish</p>

G&amp;T...a different, more refreshing type of pish</p>

Chicken Kebab for Franklins...botchelism personified</p>

Home...Glenfidich, large..class in a glass</p>

Wan....no, not quite yet though the titties bouncing are quite a draw!</p>

 

Border...... Shall I give him the world greatest late night Internet address?

 

Good..try this again for a light hearted reprise

http://darrellh.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dove@7/

 

Don't ruin his life like you did mine for 3.8 weeks

what's the link again - I deleted it in a fit of self-control.

but, whilst the cats away ....

 

you teasing ********

<font size="6">tw@ts</font>

 

swear filter gets common sense shocker

<font face="impact" size="6">Barstewards!</font></p>

<font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">just for effect.</font></p>

 

Got it in my favourites

Our lass (from Retford Notts) swans round the house singing B-b-b-barnsley ......

and occasionally hums "you big fat lovely person, you big fat lovely person"

Class.