Asking for a friend. Martin Cranie loves his toast, loves his toast, loves his toast, Martin Cranie loves his toast ... He hates crumpets.
I'm of the understanding he does and lurpak is his favourite spread, tho it's got to be spreadable as he tends to struggle if its straight out of the fridge,
The power of toast cannot be underestimated. That's why the Cranie/Big Jean combo isn't working ... M'Voto likes croissants.
Martin Cranie loves his toast, loves his toast, loves his toast,Martin Cranie loves his toast, He hates crumpets.
Tell you what would sort these bloody kids out these days ... a war with the French. Let's see them trying to be "dench" in a trench.