Does anyone know if Santa Claus the movie is on this year?

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  1. Gue

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    Starring dudley moore? I Cant find it in the listings anywhere but I am half blind
     
  2. Jay

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    Somebody find out quick

    I'm on f.uking tenterhooks.
     
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    RE: Somebody find out quick

    Is that really the ransom?

    low expectations from the criminal underworld nowadays. I'd have asked for at least £5
     
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    They love Dudley Moore

    For some reason they can't get enough of short, talentless buffoons. They're huge fans of Dirk.
     
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    That's the sequel to 'The Santa Clause'

    Not Santa Claus the movie. Notice the extra 'e'. Much hilarity ensues when it is discovered that there is a hidden 'clause' if you injure Santa and some goon turns in to the present giving one. It's great, it really is.
     
  6. Gue

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    dirk dirk dirk

    wrong movie. That is the sequel to the santa claus starring tim allen.

    Might have to watch it anyway
     
  7. Gue

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    *******

    Sorry mate. Gutted.
     
  8. Gue

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    Well aren't I the thick c

    unt.

    My festive film knowledge is a joke.
     
  9. Gue

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    RE: They love Dudley Moore

    *Shakes fist at screen*
     
  10. Gue

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    thanks anyway mr H

    i didnt know that was on so i'll watch it anyway even if it'll probably be crap
     
  11. Gue

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    RE: That's the sequel to 'The Santa Clause'

    A whole film that cost 5 or 6 million quid for the sake of one gag. Channel 4 wouldn't do that would they? Oh no...
     
  12. Gue

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    RE: That's the sequel to 'The Santa Clause'

    Oh, please elaborate, Gary.
     
  13. Gue

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    RE: That's the sequel to 'The Santa Clause'

    I'll let you stew on that one. Suffice to say the programme was supposed to be out of this world.
     

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