What was wrong with WD39,why Kamikaze pilots wore crash helmets or why it is, when there's a knock on the door, dogs always think it's for them.
WD39 was made from coelacanth oil. No self-respecting Kamikaze pilot would want to go to his death with untidy hair. Dogs - dunno, you got me on that one.
Wd39 had the wrong straw thus causing massive spray back Kamikaze pilots had helmets on because of their tendency to Masturbate at full throttle as just as they were about to turn Japanese and spray their cockpits they would bang their heads causing concussion and premature crashing at the wrong target Dogs think everyone at the door is the devil in red (postman) and want to tear him a new arsehole because he rattles the hole too much HTH