Does Bob Peterson recycle his old newspapers?

I imagine he does.

And he's got loads of 'under the counter' stuff.

Such as eggs.
And milk.

 

You've got confused there

Bob is the imaginary customer at this imaginary shop, not the imaginary shop keeper.

 

RE: I imagine he does.

Good of him. What size eggs.

 

You are correct, for a change.

What is the shopkeeper called?
Can I name him?
Can he be called 'Mr Redlorry-yellowlorry'?
It's okay if he already has an imaginary name though.

Can I put imaginary 'pipe' posters up in the imaginary window?

 

What size eggs?

About this* big.

*I'm holding my thumb & forefinger apart.

 

RE: What size eggs?

What size hands?

 

RE: What size eggs?

I bet theres always one cracked one in the box

 

What size hands?

In between the size of an Otter & an African Elephant, although I'm not sure if either of those have hands.
Probably paws or hooves or summat.

 

RE: What size eggs?

That's the kind of negative outlook that I find often lands me in trouble.

 

Agreed.

And you regularly have one cracked off in your box.

Just think if you were a fudge fondler though.
Your harris would be in a right tangle.