Does this mean we can't get in t'playoffs?

no fookin text!

 

There's a chance. It'll involve every team above us being deducted lots of points for financial irregularities and that, but there's a slight chance. About the same sort of odds as you'd get on me hitting a clean shot with a driver rather than a 'strong fade' as I like to call it. Or a 'slice' in real terminology.

 

Don't get me on golf ffs....

... what a crock today.
First medal of the season am it's triple bogey, double, double and then! Crashed a drive into the trees went a located it played three to get the ball back onto the fairway then found it wasn't mine! No Return, end of round.
'kin brilliant.
And then 5-1.
Happy holidays eh.

 

Hehe. Worse than my round. Hadn't played for two months 'cos of a damaged nerve in my neck. Went on Thursday and wished my neck was still hurting so I could blame it for the abysmal all-round game I was coming up with. Hit maybe five decent shots in the entire round. Underclubbed so many times it was unbelievable, go to pieces with the driver in my hand only a few weeks after I'd got it sorted, and I topped more in one day than I have done in the previous three years.

So, booked another lesson in. I know I'm casting at the top of the swing again, but something else has gone horribly wrong somewhere.

 

Casting. Interesting.

Mebbies I could use my driver to chuck a few flies out onto the river lambourn.
Best fookin use for it.