</p> <font face="Arial" size="2">Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, builder, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher sked him about his father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him." The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. </font><font face="Arial" size="2">"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say." </font> </p>
we should start a joke thread while we wait! here's my contribution... Jade Goody has decided to show how sorry she is for her racist comments on Celebrity Big Brother. She has joined the muslim faith and even changed her name to show she is serious. From now on she wants to be known as fat fooqua!
RE: we should start a joke thread while we wait! http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/TheHungarianPhrasebookSketch
An elderly gentleman goes to the doctor... He said "Doctor, I've just married a 22 year old model and she is desperate to have my children, but no matter how hard we try, I can't get her pregnant - what should I do?" The doctor replies "You need to get a good looking lodger. I think you'll find that she'll get pregnant then". "Oh thanks very much" says the elderly gent. Four weeks later the old guy goes back to the doctor and the doctor says "How did you get along?", "Well, doc, I've done really well - I followed your advice, and guess what? My wife is with child!". The doctor nods knowingly at the apparently niaive elderly gentleman. "...but it gets even better than that" says the old codger "I got the lodger pregnant as well".</p> Bedum tish.</p>
