dont duck out on this one,

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> > "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.
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> > "How's your day been, Huey?"
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> > "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day.
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> > "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck,
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> > "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
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> > "So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.
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> > "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles
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> > The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be
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> > "No," she said, batting her eyelashes.
> > "My name is Puddles."
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My mate made his own satellite dish out of pudding trays this christmas!

But can only get Yorkshire!