dont read this,IF you have a bad stomach, im not Kidding

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    oldtimer1928 New Member

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    Ok i tell you,its a bad one
    Over here Near immingham is a
    pub restrauant,casino type place called OAKLANDS
    when i was part time,bus driving
    took many ,stag party type nights out there
    this trip was a Xmas night works party from the Local factory Laports
    i had a 52 seater and every seat was took
    it is only a 15 min ride to IMMINGHAM
    thay had a good do,a good turn,good meal had agamble
    if they wanted
    there was no trouble a good night by all
    NOW AS I SAID IF YOU HAVE A BAD STOMACH
    dont read any further
    Now,its aabout 2 am in the Morning
    frosty, i had got the Bus warmed up
    they piled in,singing and jolly
    i set off
    i had not been travelling 5 mins of the 15 mi drive
    when i smelled a awfull smell
    a SICKLY smell
    then i hears Driver pull up
    some body wants to be sick
    i did and not one but 2 or 3
    got off the bus
    the stink was awfull
    eventually i got them home
    then it was my turn
    i got back to the garage just turned 3 am
    i left my seat
    and walked in to it
    sick,all down the bus
    on the windows
    where they had tried to be sick that way
    that was bus was on a school run that morning
    i had to take out every seat get a hose pipe
    i was still at it at 60 am when the gaffer arrived
    now it was daylight
    what amess
    down the side of the bus

    Sorry but i warned you didnt i
    he charge the people double the mony
    and they paid out and did not complau
     
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    M1 Tyke New Member

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    I hope you got paid the over time oldtimer. nt
     
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    oldtimer1928 New Member

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    RE: I hope you got paid the over time oldtimer. nt

    You Know,funny enough i did not
    thanks for reading
     

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