I just did and nearly saw my fish and chips again Also aiming for the daily post of least interest to most BBS readers award. From Ananova.... Jordan names baby Princess Tiaamii Jordan and her husband Peter Andre have named their baby daughter Princess Tiaamii. Tiaamii - pronounced tee-ah-me - is taken from the names of Andre's mother Thea and Jordan's mother Amy. Jordan, whose real name is Katie Price, explained to OK! magazine: "Her name is Princess Tiaamii. Princess because she is our princess and Tiaamii was Pete's idea because it's taken from our mums' names. "We've put an accent over the first 'a' to make it a bit more exotic and two 'i's at the end just to make it look a bit different. "We love it because it's unique, plus it means something special to us. I'm going to get a tattoo on the back of my neck with a crown and 'Princess' underneath." The glamour model revealed she considered calling the baby Tinkerbell, but rejected it as too many celebrities have chosen it for their dogs. Peter added: "Katie always loved the name Princess but everyone thought it was a bit over the top. I loved it too but I wanted to name her after both our mums and then I just woke up one morning and thought 'I know! We'll just put them together!'. "If people don't like it, that's up to them. We're really happy and proud."
"We've put an accent over the first 'a' to make it a bit more exotic" - reminds me of Wayne and Waynetta on Harry Enfield, "She's called Spudulike, IT'S EXOTIC!"
Well I sent it to Private Eye - pseuds corner I suspect a lot of others will have too so not holding my breath for the tenner