dont tell me you got owt like this at home

I live in a Bungalow
2 bedrooms and a living room
in the bedroom because the wife is crippled
(oh she can get about)
i put the ntl control box on her telly
we have NTL sky
she is a footy MAN U Nutter(oh yes)
now in the living room is the big telly
i got one of transmitters
and watching the Arsenal match is my Grand son
he is a Arsenal nutter 26 years old
now in my bedroom i can hear them both ooing andrrring
one saying the dirty so n so
the other saying whats he booked him for so on and on it goes
now you could say im in the KOP cos im Kopping it from both of them
Me im watching Snooker

 

sounds like phoenix nights.

does your lass drink neat baileys from a vase ?

beat the arsenal fan is cracking one off under the covers to mr lundberg

 

Funny you should say that ,she hates drinking she won a bottle of Baileys
at a raffle its at top of the cupboard,i keep nicking a glass
yes she has a baily,s
its all quiet
its gone quiet

 

Hey Drew,guess what
she gave me that bottle of Baileys
what she is after ive no idea