Not mine, stolen from here...http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=411139</p> When you're a mag and Keegan fecks off again, you know what's coming next Doon toon When you've got Ashley, all his debt and his worries, thinks look bleak, at best Doon toon Just listen to the traffic on the way to Bristol City You'll have to sell old Mickey so your squad is looking shitty Good times ahead Playing in the second tier, you can forget about Europe for many a year Cos you're doon toon, feckin' deserved as well Doon toon, look at how far you've fell Doon toon, Doncaster's waiting for you Can you recall the days of Shephard and Hall, and love, loving it all? Doon toon Maybe you knew (and maybe Keegan did too) back when you signed Xisco Doon toon Just listen to the pundits (even Alan on the sofa) Forget the Geordie Nation, feckin' well and truly over ITV1 Your new home of football, no Match of the Day Enjoy your highlights on Sunday, of Plymouth away Cos you're doon toon, into the Fizzy Pop Doon toon, forever to drop and drop Doon toon, administration for you Doon toon Now you may find some Arab who will accidentally buy you And if you don't, that's OK, cos I hear it's nice in League 2 Bradford, Grimsby... From the heights of the 90s, Ginola and Beads You're on the way to oblivion, please say 'hi' to Leeds Cos you're doon toon, take off your shoes and sing Doon toon, or 'boycoutt' the whole damn thing Doon toon, everyone's laughing at you </p> </p>
