Look out for the clones. All girls under the age of 25 dress the same, have the same hairdo/fringe and wear the same make up. Lads, generally have weirdly straight hair, waist coats, beads, tapered jeans and gay sailor type plimsolls on. Make of it what you will.
Heheheh brilliant. Exactly the reason I don't do town anymore. More pipe slippers and local pubs for me nowadays.
I forgot to mention... If you should dare smile at one of the under 25 fillies then don't expect a smile back. Expect a disgusted, arrogant frown that suggests you are not worthy to behold such beauty and should avert your eyes unless given prior permission. Guarantee, come morning and once you'd done destroying one and smudged a bit of the plaster off her face she'd be looking like an extra from Shameless.
get away with trainers in TARN !!!..............FFS, yer can get away with wellies .........and muddy uns at that............tell the doormen that yer live at Penistone.......or better still Thurnscoe, they'll understand
RE: Must do! Mate I have seen loads of flip flops in town centre boozers. maybe not on a saturday nite but I've seen loads. My fecking brither wears em and he's 32!!! I stamped on his pinkies with my Timberlands.
RE: Must do! Alright, maybe through day but not on a Friday or Saturday night. Anyone who does deserves to be tread on!