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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical M'stroke New Member

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    I reckon it's B*ll*cks that it makes you put weight on. George Best and Peter O'Toole were hardly fat Barstewards, were they?</p>
     
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    Playing darts

    makes you a fat fcker.

    That and being a bit thick.
     
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    RE: Playing darts

    And exercise does you no good either:</p>

    Number of people who died running the Great North run last year: 4</p>

    Number of people who died eating burgers from the van at the finish line: 0</p>
     
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    ethanol is full of calories

    But then so is petrol and that does not make you fat!
     
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    RE: ethanol is full of calories

    It's about availability.</p>



    The body can't directly use ethanol like it can say fats and sugar for energy.  It has to convert it toi fat then use it.  By the time it's converted it to fat you have a different energy source it can use so it gets deposited in the usual places - hips, stomach, arse etc.</p>
     
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    RE: Playing darts

    Late Running Man Fat Get Awayboys</p>

    The best thing is that the main accident was a bus crash outside the bloody park! Think it's stretching it a bit to say that was to do with the theme park.</p>
     
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