It came time for the groom to say a few words. Bride. "Say something then." Groom. "I haven't prepared owt." Bride. "Off the cuff then." Groom. "What?!!" Bride. "Off the cuff then." Groom. "Oh, I thought you said, "Oh **** off then.""
LOL...I didn't really prepare anything to say at my wedding either. 'Off the cuff' I just thanked everyone for coming and toasted the bridemaids.