Are tha causing bother? I've not seen you this emotional since McDog got his face painted at Wembley. You OK fella? Any danger of a pint some time soon? I have a new local you know.
Hey up geezer! No Ace, you know me, never look for bother. I've finished at NU now ( I couldn't, in all conscience, string the programme out any longer) so I'm having a month off - if she'll let me, the mebbies find something over the summer. Do you need a hand wi owt like? I dunt do patios anymore. A pint? what about a match and a pint? Walsall could be interesting. eh what?
man with a van I've lots of odd jobs to do and am currently looking for a tree surgeon! Apparently my weeping willow needs its crown topping so they tell me. I thought of you right away. Match, aye, reyt fan me.
RE: man with a van I can't pollard owt ovva three foot six. If I do my truss springs apart and traps a knacker. I can just see thi nar, hovering over thi weepin willa like Donald Pleasence, worritin abart were to prune.