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I keep getting recommendations based on books they think I've bought. For example: Dear Amazon.com Customer, We've noticed that customers who have purchased or rated books by Amit Kalani have also purchased The Complete Poems of Sir Thomas Moore, Volume 2 by Thomas Moore. For this reason, you might like to know that The Complete Poems of Sir Thomas Moore, Volume 2 is now available. You can order yours for just $27.99 by following the link below. The Complete Poems of Sir Thomas Moore, Volume 2 Thomas Moore Needless to say I haven't bought a book by Amit Kalani.
Dear Angeline Jolie / Madonna Accessorise your African child purchase We hope you've been enjoying your recent purchase, and thought you might like to see a few accessories that will help you make the most of it: Somalia (The Country)Price: £439m
Email just in from Cheltenham to Davey Accessorise your Kayode Odejayi purchase We hope you've been enjoying your recent purchase, and thought you might like to see a few accessories that will help you make the most of it: The Cheltenham FC subs bench to prevent him taking space up on yours - Price: £439.99 or maybe a set of Cheltenham FC tweezers used to pull the splinters out of his arse from the above subs bench - Price - £5.99
e-mail to the lass that's just been in the hairdresser's next door Accessorise your new hair do by letting me shag you.