E-mail from club ''WE'VE GOT THE SHIRT OFF HIS BACK ''

WE'VE GOT THE SHIRT OFF HIS BACK - AGAIN!!!

Once again www.stenkypants.co.uk has raided the next door neighbours bedroom straight after some droopy flanged action to grab a very special shirt from the back of a spotty faced star .

Barnsley bum boy Tyketical Masterstroke almost had an afternoon to remember at Sandy's and we have managed to get our hands on the shirt he wore during the first scuttle. The shirt still bears the scars of his anal battle following his rumping by a big black man and Reds supporters have the chance to bid for this very special piece of stripy memorabilia.

We will have the shirt signed and personalised by Tyketical to the winning bidders specification*. It will also come with a Bernhard Matthews certificate of authenticity.

This special auction will run until January 10, 2006.

*no asking for a scaled down drawing of the London Eye, as was requested by Stevey Taylor last month.