1-0 the Super Reds Kelvin Etuhu times his first Barnsley goal to perfection. Bit like Adam Hammill's first goal for us.
89th minute. Crystal Palace 1 - 1 Peterborough United Huddersfield 0 - 0 Barnsley A corner at the John Smith's Stadium, to Barnsley. It's clipped in deep only to be nodded to the edge of the penalty area by Huddersfield's Peter Clarke. After a brief scramble, the ball squirms free to Jason Scotland who cool as you like, takes his time and nonchalantly clips the ball over the on rushing Smithies in front of four-thousand travelling Reds. It's pandemonium. Scotland and the players are mobbed by the Reds fans as they jump the advertising boards and race onto the pitch. One fan strikes Smithies and knocks him to the floor. Others race over to the Huddersfield stand and goad the Terriers fans into entering the pitch. The players start fighting in the centre circle. Toby Tyke is seen wrestling with the Huddersfield 'Terrier' mascot. A fire breaks out from a burger van. The sky turns black. The pitch suddenly opens up and starts swallowing the Earth. A fiery beast is seen through the smoke and flames. The sky starts to rain blood. Universe blows up...but wait, one man is seen standing on a hill way, way, way above the John Smith's Stadium. A bright light burns fierce all around him. People look up at him...blood running down their faces, ash falling on their skin. They look up and he looks down. It's Flicker. He's standing in the light, carrying the torch for all mankind and he's gently singing: "Don't worry...about a thing...cos every little thing...is gonna be alright"...
1-0 to us. Reuben Noble-Lazarus, against his hometown club, in the last minute, fires in from 25 yards with a rocket in off both posts after weaving past 6 Huddersfield players, AND Mark Robins who attempted to trip him on the touchline. Flitcroft's "WOW" can be heard on the lunar suraface. (by whom, I do not know.. Mr Spoon probly)