Eaststand warning

I've moved my season ticket.
Why?
Because one of Barnsleys most morbidly obese men has spread himself across 3 seats.
Went into the ticket office and told them that the man sat next to me is so fat that he needs to pay for 3 seats. I was getting a sore back from being sat leaning over because fatty was taking up so much space.
If anyone buys a matchday ticket in the east upper. Ask to move if you get E11 Row BB Seat85 or 83, as you will find yourself sat on the side of your seat with a big fatty pushed up against you.
People this big should have to pay for extra seats, or be treated as a disabled fan and allowed to use the disabled facilities.

Bye, bye fatty, and thanks for spoiling some great games this season.
I feet really sorry for whoever buys tickets near you.

 

lmfao

 

being fats not a disability my friend, neither is pregnancy as some women try!! Your right about paying for extra seats though, I was on a plane for 8 hours at the side of some fat bird and I was pushed to 1 side, I compained to the stewardess whosaid "You should have said at the check in" HOW THE BLOODY HELL DID I KNOW THEN??????????? 2 words come to mind.......SLIM FAST!!!!!

 

Did you have a white coat on yesterday??

 

No. My white coat is hung up at work.

 

Proper belly laughing

Thank you for brightening my otherwise dull and hungover Sunday.

 

haha next time my dad asks me to but him a ticket I know where to get it for

 

they should probably have an XL row where the seats are spread out two to one somehwere in the ground for extremely large people, i agree its not nice when you are being impeded, i used to sit behind cancer man a few years back who used to chain his way through a game with me sat rate behind him

 

If it's the same chap, the 12 year old we take with us (Ponty End) row Z, looks for him every game. He is fascinated by him for some reason, and is concerned for the stability of the East Stand Upper, near the Ponty.

 

GOODBYE !

Its been a pleasure sat next to you this season !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am that person !

 

GOODBYE !

Its been a pleasure sat next to you this season !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am that person !

 

and have you been nicking his seat? nt

 

mmm this could get interesting

 

RE: and have you been nicking his seat? nt

from the sound of it. His and the next one.

When the winter comes and the wind and cold he might have been glad of the wind break

 

so are you fat or just big boned?

 

born big boned, but now he is right its fat

but covering 3 seats may be a bit far fetched. no more than two

he could always have sat on my knee

 

mayb you didnt offer to share your chips at half time thats why he has the arse on

 

evidently not.

Interesting he did not say any of these things to my face

obviously he thought I might eat him

 

he'll regret it in the winter when he's nobody to cuddle, heehee!

 

thats what I said

ah well

looks like I am going to be lonely now for the rest of the season

you have all been warned !!!!!!