easy guide to becoming a muslim

ok bare with me on this i am typing left handed so anyhow here goes. As you may be aware i am thinking of becoming a muslim and did some research last night and found this!! Look how easy it is to become a muslim


? How does someone become a Muslim?

Simply by saying 'there is no god apart from God, and Muhammad is the Messenger of God.' By this declaration the believer announces his or her faith in all God's messengers, and the scriptures they brought.


LOOK HOW EASY IT IS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY IT???? should i giv myself to them?

 

and also there prayers are easy!!

A translation of the Call to Prayer is:
God is most great. God is most great.
God is most great. God is most great.
I testify that there is no god except God.
I testify that there is no god except God.
I testify that Muhammad is the messenger of God.
I testify that Muhammad is the messenger of God.
Come to prayer! Come to prayer!
Come to success (in this life and the Hereafter)!
Come to success!
God is most great. God is most great.
There is no god except God.

 

any chance of you being a bit more liberal with the glue next time?

 

he won't like liberals either.

in fact i'm not sure who he likes except maybe hisself

 

I hear more about muslims/islam on this site then I do in Southampton. There's a huge mosque across the road from where I work and there's a muslim sat 10 feet away from me. Nice guy, hasn't killed me at all. Apparently though, according to the insightful ones, it's only a matter of time.

 

No need to be agressive towards me is there?

Howver,I like Nick Griffin

 

what do you mean by this?

 

I think there must be more to it than that

I just read that out and I still want a bacon sarnie!

 

pmsl yeah with a full english tell me about it!

 

This ere Muslim across the way

Has he ever borrowed your hole punch ?

 

well, if you'd have glued both hands together, you wouldn't be typing out muslim prayers. Seriously, I think you're frightened of Muslims. You should seek counselling or something. Your glue thread was amusing though.

 

Hole punch? what century is this?

 

where did i say i glued boths hands together?? i glued my index and thumb together on my right hand!!

 

my mistake obviously.

 

well you read it never mind we cant all be perfect,

 

Items on my desk

1. Hole Punch
2. Stapler
3. Desk Tidy
4. Business Card Holder
5. Tic Tacs
6. Puter & Printer

Paperless office, my arse.

Has the Muslim lad got a beard ?

 

has anyone ever seen a blond haired muslim?

 

Desktop inventory by Isle of Wight Tyke

1. Telephone
2. Laptop
3. Wireless Router
4. PDA
5. 3 tier filing tray with paperwork from 2004
6. List of website passwords
7. Razzle (when broadband is down)
8. Tissues

 

you are confusing muslim with asian, whilst most muslims tend to be asian, it is not compulsory. Went to a muslim wedding a couple of years ago, there were a number of white, blond, even a redhead if memory serves me right, muslims there. Along with non muslims like myself.

 

What are you doing with your right hand BTW? nt