Email from a Chinese Lady!

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    Dr Zazlos Banned Idiot

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    Attention: Dr Zazlos


    I am Mrs. Yut Zhu, I work with the Citic Bank of China, I wish to place your name as the beneficiary to fifteen million three hundred thousand dollars only due to the death of the depositor who died years ago along with her family.


    However, I assure you that this transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law both in your country and here in China once the fund is transferred to your bank account. The funds I am referring to is right here in this bank floating in suspense account, therefore I solicit for your cooperation to be in collaboration with me to have this done, it will be transferred into an account you will provide anywhere in the world. I will need you to provide the following information urgently to enable the attorney start the processing of the all the relevant legal documents for the fund remittance.
     
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    shenk1 Well-Known Member

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    Signed L Johnson

    :p
     
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    Dr Zazlos Banned Idiot

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    Loooool !
     
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    Will you donate £1 million for a new central midfielder?
     
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    Ignore-this is a scam. See Google for Nigerian scam.
     
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    Dr Zazlos Banned Idiot

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    Yes on the condition I choose and not Mr Johnson :)
     
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    Wow! That is a lot of money. It's like all,your Christmases have come at once.

    Seriously though, we had a letter from a Chinese gentleman saying he could access exactly the same amount of money. Unfortunately, it was addressed to the previous occupant of our home. He did not leave a forwarding address so he could not take advantage of his good fortune. Apart from the fact that this was an obvious scam.

    Scammers are everywhere. When I tried to sell a car using auto trader a couple of years ago I got more scammers than people with a genuine interest. They are an unfortunate part of modern life and it must pay or they would move on to another nefarious activity.
     
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    Dr Zazlos Banned Idiot

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    When I was in New York lots of china men used to stop me in the street trying to get me to play some weird game.

    You can guess my response.
     
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    Nah its definitely legit. It says it will be "executed under a legitimate arrangement" so it must be.
     
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    I hope your not leading me up the garden path Mr Blivy :)
     
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    I agree with Blivy....you've got lucky...never happens to me
     
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    You lucky. lucky sod.
    All the Nigerian ones I've got involved with have never paid up. Make sure you give them your full bank account details with NO ERRORS.
     
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    Don't be silly Bert. This has to be genuine and not a scam because the the Email came from China and not Nigeria.

    Dr Z I hope you responded as soon as you could as I'd hate you to be missing out on the chance of a lifetime.
     
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    :)
     
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    OK lets use the safe option......I'll be the middle man so all you need to do is send ME all your details and I'll get the funds transferred for you ....obviously for a small fee... lets say 10% up front ;)
     

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