rearrange this to form a well known phrase: a couldn't arse banjo a hit arse with cow's really had an off day
He's had an off 5 years </p> Never rated him. Christ knows why folk have spent so much on him over the years.</p>
Was absolutely fantastic in the relegation decider with Sheff U last season, and is a decent player. No better than that.
Had an absolute stinker last night 3 chances, 2 he didn't even connect with, the other - a one on one with Colgan - he scuffed totally so it hardly even reached the keeper.
That's Heskey summed up in one action. How he ever played for England I'll never know, similarly with Phil Neville etc.