Where does he play? Is he a left winger? Can he play centrally? What should we expect from him? Is he a flair player, hard worker, goal scorer etc?
Left winger but can be played in central midfield. He can play the trequartista role and can indeed be dangerous when deployed in that role. His awerness, passing and ability to beat players can be an asset in that role, and not to mention his shooting ability.
Could he understand someone shouting " Yer yewliss fookin black-enamel hump-backed froff-gob eyzlandick twaaaaaat! " every other Saturday?
can he understand every language from what our other players speak in? also can he understand welsh, if he can tell him to ignore it cos davey dunno wot hes on about and can he understand the barnsley accent(even though people from sheffield and leeds cant) because he will need to, wen all our fans are shouting "a seah iceman thes sum cocka behind thi"
How's the Icelandic economy these days Its one place I've always wanted to go but the price of beer has put me off How much is a pint these days?
Yey, Norway rules! Did you know Norway now owns 1% of all the stocks and shares in the world!? We're good us norwegians
Yes I read that, your oil profit for the first quarter this year could pay Icelands Icesave debts 6 times. Filthy stinking rich Norwegians
Is he the son of...... Alfred that is spelt funny or some guy called Half Red? Decendent of Eric the Red possilbly
