I feel your pain mate, I've just dropped my last cadburys mini egg on the floor FFS, life can be so wrong sometimes
Is it me or are ITV commentators 'doom and gloom' merchants? I thought Motson was bad enough in his day but Jeez.....!! I haven't seen footie on UK TV so you probably know this already
No doubt the little lad that stuck his finger in the hole all those years ago could have made use of your mini egg. Anyway, its allus been Holland to me.