Englishman, Scotsman, Irishmen(not heard one of these in a while)

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  1. Gue

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    There's a Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman in a prison cell. The guard comes in and says, "You're all getting the whip, however, you can strap anything in this room to your back to soften the lashes".

    The Irishman was up first and said, "I'll strap me pillow to me back". So he was lashed and he was in agony, his back was a mess.

    The Englishman was up next, he said, "I'll strap my matress to my back". He was lashed and didn't feel a thing, he came back looking very smug.

    The Scotsman was last, the guard said to him, "What would you like strapped to your back?" The Scotsman replied... "The Englishman".

    Barstewards
     
  2. Gue

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    Rarely can you see a punchline coming from so far away

    Do you need any help with your coat?
     
  3. Gue

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    I'd already put it on before posting that! nt
     
  4. BRF

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    ROFLMFAO

    :D

    Well I thought it was good anyway.
     
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    What if the Englishman still had the mattress on his back

    Thick Jock lovely person wouldn't be so mug then would he. Specially when we pull the plug on the drunken cnuts benefits
     
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    RE: What if the Englishman still had the mattress on his back

    Especially not when he gets loved by the strapped-on man. They're prisoners after all.
     

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