Englishman walks into a swedish chemist's shop

And says... I would like some deoderant please.
the swedish chemist asks. Ball or Aresol

Englishman: Neither, I want it for my armpits

 

Duck walks into a chemists.

He says, &quot;Can I have a tube of Lipsil please?&quot;</p>

Chemist says, &quot;That'll be 42p.&quot;</p>

Duck says, &quot;Put it on me bill.&quot;</p>

 

Chemist walks into a bar

Says "Can I have a pint of adenosine triphosphate, please?"

Barman says "That'll be 80p".

 

RE: Chemist walks into a bar

Why am I laughing at that?

 

Im thick as ****, dunt gerrem

,,,,

 

RE: Chemist walks into a bar

dunt ge tthe chemist 1 /poo

 

adenosine triphosphate-obviously an "in" joke in the chemistry world

Adenosine triphosphate (ATP) is a multifunctional nucleotide that is most important as a &quot;molecular currency&quot; of intracellular energy transfer. In this role, ATP transports chemical energy within cells for metabolism. It is produced as an energy source during the processes of photosynthesis and cellular respiration and consumed by many enzymes and a multitude of cellular processes including biosynthetic reactions, motility and cell division. In signal transduction pathways, ATP is used as a substrate by kinases that phosphorylate proteins and lipids, as well as by adenylate cyclase, which uses ATP to produce the second messenger molecule cyclic AMP.</p>

The structure of this molecule consists of a purine base (adenine) attached to the 1' carbon atom of a pentose sugar (ribose). Three phosphate groups are attached at the 5' carbon atom of the pentose sugar. ATP is also incorporated into nucleic acids by polymerases in the processes of DNA replication and transcription. When ATP is used in DNA synthesis, the ribose sugar is first converted to deoxyribose by ribonucleotide reductase. ATP was discovered in 1929 by Karl Lohmann,<sup class="reference">[1]</sup> and was proposed to be the main energy-transfer molecule in the cell by Fritz Albert Lipmann in 1941.<sup class="reference">[</sup></p>

 

Great, thanks. nt

 

Puns: Never explain, never apologise nt

 

In the cold sober light of morning.

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Ha ha! Yes, very good.</p>

 

Two men walk into a bar

You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.