funny how both final adjudicators were expert terrier breeders (or whatever they are that's similar) and the eventual winner was...... a terrier. At least the stupid hedge trimmed poodle didn't get a look in.
I had a chum who was into all that, ended up in the pound. Couldn't afford proper legal representation, had to rely on pro bonio.
I once went on the dog food diet. Two tins a day. Lost 2 stone........and got 6 months in prison for going round Meadowhall sniffing womens àrses