Your'e out of tune. What's the crack? Trying to remember the lyrics for t'morras match? I can just see it now, Tarn an' Donny fans all singing 'Yorkshire'.....Well it'll be different. OOB.
And you are! (pint) long time mate.. so whats new. still the bald headed ugly ****. Isnt it time we had a few (pint) to catch up on things. (casualty)
Good man Early kick-off with the mrs tonight.... weekends eh? i reckon they hate to see us relaxed or smiling?
RE: Only joking **** (lookout) Go For It. Incidentally, 'Go For It' is a cracking bit of music by SLF that would be spot on for the players inteo onto the pitch. Just a thought. OOB.
IVE GOT A BOG (IVE GOT A BOG) AN OUTSIDE BOG (AN OUTSIDE BOG)IVE GOT A BOG AS BIG AS THIS ITS GOT A LID AND IT FLUSHES IVE GOT A BOG AS BIG AS THIS
That maybe very close to the truth. Better half currently downstairs drinking said Rum and watching a romantic weepy......chuffin' deadly combo that if you ask me!
Port She's on the port having already polished a bottle of red wine..... you can take the girl out of lewisham (ahem!), etc , etc
IF I HAD THE WINGS OF A SPARROW IF I HAD THE **** OF A CROW I WOULD FLY OVER DONNY TOMMOROW AND SH*T ON SH*T ON SH*T ON THE BarstewardS BELOW BELOW
If ya not careful mate................. ..........tha gunna turn into the star poster of the night. Keep it up lad..so to speak. OOB.
Pray tell Sire.............. .......why the **** I'd want to have a drink with a hairy short arse like yersen? (Ducks incoming exhaust fumes) (lookout) .....and OOB.
She wore! She wore!.... She wore her red suspenders, She wore red suspenders in the merry month of May.....
Port? Didn't know Lewisham had a port, thought it was just a canal! Seriously, give her a bottle a Navy, make a tenuous link between the navy and ports and she'll buy into it.....and it's cheaper too.
Ya sod! Haven't heard that at a match since.....since....since probably the match we last sang it at together.....Surely it has to be something like Shrewsbury at home?