Johnny Coachman will bring his Lynx Java Shower Gel. "Come on boys - I'll show you how to lather & rinse ... I've got a HND in bathology from Derby Polyversitechnic". I'm only joking. Lawyers don't need to be involved.
Really? I do toilet out of a Lynx helicopter. I just made that up. How are the family? Did I miss a Birthday at some point?
Crystal was 58 on Tuesday . The family are fine , old friend . The Big Lil World Tour of Flamborough starts next Saturday . We're all giddy with excitement .
58? No way. She doesn't look a day over 57. Sorry to upset you - but Flamborough doesn't actually exist. My Uncle Kev made it up in the late 30's. You'll end up dropping off the end of the earth if you try to reach the mythical Flamborough. Has Dirk signed a centre half yet?
We only go as far as Dane's Dyke . Cos I like my Scandanavian lesbians . I think Dirk should do the job himself . He told me earlier this week he's "nails".
That's okay then. I go as far as Daniellawest Brook. Dirk spends most of the day doing the job himself. He's the British Dwarfchugging Champion. He's nails alright. Every fecker wants to smash him over the head with a hammer.
RE: Crystal & Laura think he's Mr Wonderful Futcher-esque in my reading of the game. And propensity for comedy own goals.
