So to sum up. Unemployment looms over most of us, our homes are losing value by the second and the short term gains for the lucky tracker customers will soon fade when they realise the bank want a 25% deposit on their remortgage next year. Our government is as corrupt as it has always been perceived and really has no idea what to do next.........AND........Barnsley are looking increasingly vulnerable in the Championship. Still, you've gotta laugh.
Yes but what would have happened under the Tories.... Would we be skulking around in the conference or lording it up like toffs in the Premiership?
Its not all bad mate We've got a 19yr old Russian Cleaner here, fit as ****, and when she bent down to empty my bin I saw her pants
Ageed, I'm just trying to mirror the general tone of the BBS. On the brighter side, the boss isn't in today, so I've maturbating furiously at porn all day.
Did you have to get planning permission for the Masturbatorium? And do you have to pay for professional waste collection?
No it came flat packed from 'The Pier' All one does is sponge the cushions and throws and be liberal with febreeze
My favourite bit is.... </p> ...how financial services are coming down heavy on everyone as if all this is someone else's fecking fault. They're still skanking away like nothing's happened and, if anyone's going to profit out of all this ****, it's them. Nationalise everything. Banks, building societies, loan companies, insolvency firms, IVA firms, insurance the lot. Sack 95% of the management and instantly foreclose on the mortgages they can no longer repay. Fecking fecking **** fecketyfeck aaaaaargh!</p>
And furthermore... </p> ...we should start a national advice and support group to help those who can't pay their mortgages when the skanking bastrads stick their new terms on them. Stop paying the mortgage now, tell them to **** straight off andsquat in the house. If tens of thousands did it they wouldn't know which way to turn. By the time the whole deck of cards was ready to fall they be shitting themselves and ready to listen to offers. There's stacks of legislation regarding what you can't do to a family with children including not cutting off services. **** em, **** em and triple **** em. Sideways. With a wire brush.</p>
