Back off holiday, first game of the season, prematch pint first, and a shed load of new players through the door as promised. Nothing can possibly go wrong. (Obviously we will get at least three red cards, a season ending injury or two, Danny will lose it and lamp the fourth official, a newly installed Megatron scoreboard will catch fire, and the new announcer will have a severe speech impediment which delays kick off by three hours whilst he completes the team line ups)
