Some playful parody of a certain government minister accusing a certain persecuted British mammal of tampering with sports equipment? Or summat. Of course, I know nothing about it. Just something I over-heard on the bus, honest....
Those pesky badgers I blame them for everything and if anyone disagrees, then they're gullible enough to swallow left wing propaganda! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-24459424