experiment day

hopefully this test will work.

I've decided to only post by telepathy today having bought a bluetooth dongle thing yesterday and put it behind my ear.

I've been looking into the technology and all you need is a really powerful brain processor, which I obviously have.

Let me know how it goes, I'm off to make a cuppa.....in my head.

 

Do you eat a lot of cheese ?

Before you go to work like ?

 

RE: Do you eat a lot of cheese ?

Not particularly and certainly not in the Hartog Set sense.

Why's that?

 

How are you powering the dongle? Is it stuck in your ear to suck up excess brain energy? If not, why not stick it into a potato half submerged in water with some tin foil attached. I saw this working on How 2 with a lightbulb so its proper science.

 

RE: Do you eat a lot of cheese ?

A bloke in the snooker club played wearing a bluetooth ear piece last night. He tucked his t shirt in his jeans though so that doesn't count.

 

That sounds like too much trouble.

I've been rubbing a balloon on my jumper.

 

RE: Do you eat a lot of cheese ?

seriously John, what's snooker club? Sounds a bit gay.

 

RE: Do you eat a lot of cheese ?

It's like a seal club only you batter Ronnie O'Sullivan over the head with it.

 

Sounds like

a place to join like minded individuals and discuss the merits of Dennis Taylor and Terry Griffiths.

I wonder how much subs are.

 

RE: Do you eat a lot of cheese ?

I always thought it was called snooker stick myself, but I haven't frequented many gay bars, so I stand corrected. A snooker club it is.

 

RE: Do you eat a lot of cheese ?

The Top Spot in r'uddersfield and it is seriously the most ungay place on the planet.

 

That'll work too, but be careful not to get it too close to your hair, I've heard there can be disastrous consequences. Thats what happened to the Graf Zeppelin, got too close to an American with hair and whoosh. What if you tried rubbing your space hopper on your jumper, you could generate massive amounts of energy.

 

Snooker Club/Stick ?

Is it really a **** ?

 

RE: Snooker Club/Stick ?

what would look best on the tip?

Blue or green chalk.

 

I'm only going to try that when I'm posting on .com sites, as they're further away obviously.

 

RE: Do you eat a lot of cheese ?

some kind of massive closet then?

Moving away from the gay accusations. I potted a red, then a pink once, 7 points.

Beat that.

 

Here, hows about this for a really funny jape ?

When next playing snooker with a pal, at some point study the chalk curiously and say to your pal - "here John/Dave/Rupert (selecting appropriate name) this chalk smells of bananas" - Then hold the chalk close to his nose offering him a smell - as soon as he's within range, whammo, give it a twist on his schnozzler leaving a hilarious chalk nose effect thing -

fecking briliant

 

RE: Here, hows about this for a really funny jape ?

no need, I normally walk round with a water squirting flower in my lapel and a buzzer handshake thing.

I'm mad me.

 

I can't beat it, but I can join it

Potted the black at the end of the game. 7 points, highest break of the match and the joint highest break of the tournament.

 

Brilliant

And I can get away with walking around making hilarious fart noises without the need for an expensive fart machine simply by farting a lot throughout the day