do you think it would be a good idea to have a few of the seats in the away end which explode when the other team score? this might make the super red tykes opposition think twice about scoring past us?
thats a fantastic idea ads,but im afraid it could become expensive having to clear up the bloody mess,how about connecting the seats up to the mains and electrocuting the away fans instead?
We'd have to replace all the cheap plastic seats with metal ones. Maybe we could hire a hitman to randomly shoot an away fan when they'd scored. I think that's the most cost effective option.
yeah that sounds a pretty good idea, i didn't think about having to clean the body parts up. maybe we could use the electrocuted bodies for something afterwards? I think you can melt bodies down and mix them up with glue so they turn into plastic. maybe we could use them to make plastic toby tykes?
good idea - and their hair could be used to create padding on the seats - 'executive hair seats' the super red tykes could charge more for these i would have thought
Yeah the 'hair seats' would be popular amongst the prawn sandwich brigade. We could build an exploding executive box. A tad far fetched perhaps.
<font face="courier new,courier,monospace">ads what about having a mixture of wired up seats and some that are spring loaded, so when the opposition score we could fry away fans and fire a few more out of the ground, thus making oakwell a place for the away fan to truely fear.</font>
